Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 12/15/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer's
stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in
Utah.

The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and
handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, "Well
Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your
last assignment."

The girl sighed and said, "Yes Sir. I kind-of figured that. Will it
be OK if I drape my uniform over this chair?"

YOUR StOrY:
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Colena was telling me about her buddy and *his* girlfriend.
They were working on a vehicle and using gasoline to clean the
parts with. It was a warm day and the gas was sitting in a
coffee can in the sun and eventually evaporated. Judi
demanded to know what happened to it. When they told her
what happened, she asked what eveporation was. So they told
her it got hot in the sun & made it go away.... Judi's reply...
"If you put it in the shade, will it come back?"

YOUR PoEm:
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A virile young man of Touraine
Had vesicles no one could drain.
With an unbroken flow
Thrice the course he would go,
Then roll over and start in again.

YOUR QuOtE:
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"... anyway talking about yuckies... oops I mean yuppies..."
-- Kristy Wilsen

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