Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/12/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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How do you clean a condom?

Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it!

YOUR StOrY:
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MOST HORRIBLE DRINK

The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is
Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night and
consists of a small amount of still-warm 'very recently attained' bull
semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

YOUR PoEm:
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Van Gogh found a whore who would lay,
And accept a small painting as pay.
"Vive l' Art!" cried Van Gogh,
"But it's too fucking slow---
I wish I could paint ten a day!"

YOUR QuOtE:
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"How to Overthrow the System: brew your own beer; kick in your Tee Vee; kill
your own beef; build your own cabin and piss off the front porch whenever you
bloody well feel like it."

--Edward Abbey

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