Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/11/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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What is the difference between a hockey game
and a High School reunion?

At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

YOUR StOrY:
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Try as I might though, I just can't seem to win many points with my
wife. Just the other day she was reminding me of how often she had to
ask for my help with our kids. Then she pointed out that the youngest
had moved out over eight years ago. I smiled and said "OK, what would
you like me to do next ?" Again -- nothing but cold icy silence. I
just don't understand that woman at all.

YOUR PoEm:
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A wide-bottomed girl named Trasket
Had a hole as big as a basket.
A spot, as a bride,
In it now, you could hide,
And include with your luggage your mascot.

YOUR QuOtE:
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"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
-Ludwig van Beethoven's last words

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