Jokes2Go daily best Humor for 11/09/2005

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Your dose of humor for today appears below, fresh-picked from today's daily humor issues:

YOUR JoKe:
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Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The
second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the plane lands, the
first guy goes to see where the penny landed. He sees a guy swearing and
trying to get a penny out of his forehead. The second sees a girl holding
her dog who has a pencil through his head. The third guy sees a guy
laughing his head off. He asks, "Why are you laughing?" The guy says, "I
was cooking on my BBQ when I farted..." "What's so funny about that?" "It
blew my neighbor's house apart!"

YOUR StOrY:
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Sign in a Belgrade hotel elevator:

To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin
should enter more persons, each one should press a number of
wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

YOUR PoEm:
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He could vary, with proper persuasion,
His fart to suit any occasion.
He could fart like a flute
Like a lark, like a lute,
This highly fartistic Caucasian.

YOUR QuOtE:
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Experience is that marvellous thing that enables you recognise a
mistake when you make it again. -- F. P. Jones

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