Cars siezed by the government and banks.

You might be asking yourself how it is possible to buy a luxury car at such a ridiculously low price, and the answer lay in the hands of the Government and financial institutions that seize and auction thousands of cars a day and auction them off quickly.

Various federal, state, and local government and law enforcement agencies as well as Banks and lending institutions regularly seize thousands of cars and Suv's every day and auction them off. At that point, we make it possible for you to bid and buy these vehicles for absolutely ridiculously low prices.

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A guy walks into the local NAPA store and asks "can I get a wiper blade for a Yugo"?

The clerk replies "sounds like a good trade to me".

A Texan stops in a Minesota bar and between drinks brags on how big his place in Texas but no-one pays any attention to him. He redoubles his efforts to get someone to listen to his monolog about his place in the great state of Texas but to no avail ... In desperation he corners an old farmers and declares � My place in Texas is so big I could hop into my truck in the morning, drive like hell and barely get to the edge of my property before the sun went down. The Minnesotian sips his beer and says �Yep � I had a truck like that once.

As a man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the radio that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 280. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Herman. "It's hundreds of them!"